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Multi-Million Dollar Crap Games
 
Our first feature looks down on the topic of multi-million dollar publishers releasing shit games year after year.



Although the power-house publishing giant, EA, has released acclaimed titles in the past, and will continue to do so in the future, the vast majority of its titles are widely recognized as being pants.



We'll take its recent release of Sports Car GT for PSX as a prime example. This game is one of the (if not the) worst racing games I have come across. For the game's developer to take a year or two construcing what it must believe as being "a quality racing title to beat GT" is ridiculous. It looks, plays, and sounds shocking. The physics of the car's handling is way off the mark.



Who makes the decision "Yeah! This looks like a winner," and decides to go ahead with the project? That person needs to be fired.



But at the end of the day, we have to put up with shabby titles regardless of who buys them. It's all in the marketing push I guess...






 
Nintendo Readys The Whale

Although Nintendo is currently hard at work trying to forget Nintendo 64 ever happened and creating its next generation machine Dolphin, we can exclusively reveal the company has already begun drawing up blueprints for The Whale.



The 256Bit machine will be able to create visuals that are "f**king brilliant," howled a company spokesperson at a recent E3 bash. "You won't believe you eyes."



As well as preparing the Whale, rumor is suggesting that Nintendo's 'new handheld' will in fact be a miniture version of Nintendo 64, cleaverley titled Tuna. It has also been reported that it will be able to link up to Dolphin in a srtange new way.




As hard to swallow as a cup of cold sick - it's true;-). Be sure to check back soon for further details on this hot story.

 
 
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